Panic Burger 

When you are fearful of not being full after ordering a McDonalds meal and order a 'panic' burger, just in case.

Could also come in form of 6 chicken nuggets or mozzarella dippers.

I want an large Big Mac Meal and a panic burger... Just in case.

Panic Burger by YellowGnome November 18, 2016

sargent burger 

When you are in JROTC and you think you are a Sargent but you are obese as fuck

This kid in my class is a Sargent burger

sargent burger by Poopy Dicky April 10, 2017

whopper burger 

a whopper burger is a big burger that has a meat patty made of 100% medium sized child and the toppings are ... lettuce, pickles, mayo, cyanide, tomato and ketchup

let's go get a whopper burger

whopper burger by seanpele April 24, 2017

Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city

'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)

Turd Burglar by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

Paunch Burger 

A fictitious fast food establishment that appears in NBC's: Parks and Rec. The restaurant is known for it's over-sized portions, beverages that are comically too large, and a diet water beverage with "only 60 calories" called Diet Water Zero Light.

"Don't go to Paunch Burger, their burgers are full of wasps!"
"Yeah, but they're real good!"

Paunch Burger by InfiniteFeedback September 30, 2018

Hurgis Burgis 

Hurgis burgis is a term used to confuse and hypnotize. It has no real meaning and it is an empty term so take it as you will

Old man: hey young lady thats a nice arm flab you have there
Young lady: HURGIS BURGIS
Old man: *runs away*

Hurgis Burgis by Beepis January 13, 2019

Dick Burger 

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

Dick Burger by KerrJody November 7, 2019