travisbickle86's definitions

Resting Bitch Face

A term used by women to excuse their awful personalities buy using the excuse of relaxed facial muscles.

'Have you seen her resting bitch face?'

'There's no such thing. She's just a bitch!'

I'm not bored, I've just got a resting bitch face.

by travisbickle86 May 29, 2018

Haleped

When a woman with a magnificent chest gets a breast reduction. Based on the tragedy of tennis player Simona Halep.

Man, what happened?

I know. She got Haleped (sad face).

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Roid Magnet

A person (male or female) who attracts steroid users.

Look at Rosie over there with that meat-head gorrilla!
I know, she's such a roid magnet.

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city

'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)

by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

The L.A Beast

The L.A Beast is a 6'5'', bodybuilder, who runs mostly around the Downtown district of Los Angeles; solving minor crimes and helping civilians. These instances of heroism may include: retrieving lost dogs and cats, returning lost property, chasing pickpockets, stoping sexual assault and other crimes, as well as picking up people who fall over.

The Beast wears only a gold/purple L.A Lakers cap, Ray-Ban sunglasses and a pair of Nike Air More Uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.

The beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the Sunday morning service at Our Lady of the Angels.

*Not to be confused with the Youtuber: L.A Beast.

'Who's that man running around with no pants on?'

'Oh, that's just the L.A Beast.'

by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

Pottied

When a prisoner throws his urine and faeces all over his cell.

We've had to send in a clean-up team after one of the prisoners pottied his cell.

by travisbickle86 October 25, 2019