Definitions by travisbickle86

LA Collar 

A tailored shirt which has a high collar to hide facelift scars. Bob Iger is a good example

'It's an LA collar.'

LA Collar by travisbickle86 April 12, 2021

Pottied 

When a prisoner throws his urine and faeces all over his cell.

We've had to send in a clean-up team after one of the prisoners pottied his cell.

Pottied by travisbickle86 October 25, 2019

Haleped 

When a woman with a magnificent chest gets a breast reduction. Based on the tragedy of tennis player Simona Halep.

Man, what happened?

I know. She got Haleped (sad face).

Haleped by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Mystery Logger 

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

Mystery Logger by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Roid Magnet

A person (male or female) who attracts steroid users.

Look at Rosie over there with that meat-head gorrilla!
I know, she's such a roid magnet.

Roid Magnet by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Resting Bitch Face 

A term used by women to excuse their awful personalities buy using the excuse of relaxed facial muscles.

'Have you seen her resting bitch face?'

'There's no such thing. She's just a bitch!'

I'm not bored, I've just got a resting bitch face.

Resting Bitch Face by travisbickle86 May 29, 2018

Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city

'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)

Turd Burglar by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018