resting bartender face

cora.

“cora you need to smile more you have resting bartender face”

by nonbiny January 10, 2022

dashan baptism

dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown

"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd

by kbandzzzinoo January 21, 2022

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022

Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.

“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”

by Mikey5w March 31, 2022

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek is one of the most kindest girl on the earth recently her pet hamster stormi died it was quite upsetting but she still got through it and is still doing lives and TikTok’s and zooms with us bayjays she’s a supportive girl that is born on august 4th 2001 she’s amazing and sweet

Someone: eww jasmine bartek is so trash

Bayjay: shut up she’s amazing and sweet and she always supports you no matter what

Someone: oh ye thank you I love jasmine bartek!

by By Lacey-may or .mistylush July 7, 2022

Sarah Baartman

-Named Ssehura by her Xhosian parents
-She was born in 1789
-Her parents died shortly after birth
-Her husband was killed by dutch colonists when she was 16
-1810 she was taken to England "She was persuaded by an English ship's doctor, William Dunlop, to travel to England to make her fortune". "persuaded"? she was a servant, she didn't have much choice.
-Perverted doctor William Dunlop got her to sign stuff.
-"Dunlop put Sarah on display in London as a primitive phenomenon of nature, exhibiting her half-naked body to anyone who was willing to pay the one shilling admittance fee. For a higher price, the more affluent in society could touch her. Her large buttocks, in particular, were a point of interest. "
-She was taken to France in 1814
-Didn't have a great life there
-Died in 1815 due to a common illness or syphilis idk
-Her body was directed so she was still on showcase after her death
-She was taken down in 1974
And she was buried in 2002
212 years after she was born.

Sarah Baartman deserved better.

by Tylenolia July 19, 2022

Spanish Baptism

When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music

What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism

by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022