Shark Attack

The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process

(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack

by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009

jack attack

To get drunk drinking Jack Daniels.

Bean and I had a jack attack last night!

by Jilina September 22, 2005

attracks

the misspelled version of “attracts”.

guy 1: *texting guy 2* she literally attracks every guy that sees her omg
guy 2: learn how to spell, dumbass

by bussy_spreader_24 June 1, 2021

attackcident

When a supposedly precision military strike results in a gross number of civilian casualties and is subsequently characterized by military spokesmen as an accident.

The assault on the city bore so many attackcidents that one can only wonder if civilian safety was even a consideration.

by Mobius1ski February 9, 2009

Attack of the Killer Nom Noms

An act of forcible and very fast paced eating. Usually occurs when one goes for prolonged periods without eating properly. Side effects include mad cravings, bloated stomach, and a horrid case of the shits the next day. To avoid this horrific situation, keep handy satisfying snacks and beverages whenever possible.

"Dude, yesterday I went all day without eating. When I got home my mom had ordered pizza and I initiated attack of the killer nom noms.

by kasairashi June 29, 2012

Attractive Girl Privilege

Definition: (1) The use of physical sex appeal to seek an advantage such as free meals/drinks from Bumble/Hinge matches with no intention on expressing any interest in the male counterpart. (2) Using that same sex appeal to get paid to spread false information on Instagram accounts related to fitness and nutrition as a "social media influencer" with your 5k+ followers. (3) Further using that sex appeal to seek strange, rare opportunities such as selling your used shoes or pantyhose online to perverted men for hundreds of dollars.

Used in a Sentence: "Damn, she played Dom like a fiddle last night with her attractive girl privilege. He really thought she liked him!"

by myfriendnick October 2, 2019

cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005