Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Your mom

Something I do every night

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?

by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021

Your Mom

something so big, It is the real reason Solar Eclipses happen, not the moon.

"Bro, This Eclipse was so cool today, I'm glad that Your Mom caused it"

by AiThrasherBOI October 14, 2022

Your mom

The insult someone uses when they have nothing to roast you with

Person 1: let’s have a roast battle
Person 2: ok

Person 1:when I saw you I remembered to take out the trash!
Person 2: uh.. YOUR MOM IS SO FAT-

Your mom is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl

by Yuki_yes May 28, 2022

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021

Your mom

The most common comeback to ever be created in history.

Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch

by GlizzyGobbler69 in your mom January 31, 2022