washington wizards

what a surprise! they suck even worse w/o Jordan!

the wizards! they suck!

by Craiggers March 29, 2004

Washington

The home to the biggest pussies on the planet, and the worst football team in the NFL. It rains 365 days a year, and is really just the southernmost province of Canada. Basically, these bitches are D.C. wannabes.

Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: O, how is D.C.
Person 1: No, I'm from the OTHER Washington.
Person 2: O, then your a cocksucker.
Person 1: Yeah. That's true.

by ACPD April 16, 2006

martha washington

A sexual innundo. Sometimes refered to as "The Ole' Martha Washington". Only the dirtiest of people tend to use it.

"I gave her the Ole' Martha Washington"
"I'm gong to Martha your Washington"
"I gave her the Martha Washington and then slipped her the chicken under the table"

by Ian Valkyrie March 11, 2007

washington wizards

Worst team name in the history of sports. Also sports some of the worst nicknames in sports, i.e. the Wiz and the Zards.

Dude, the Wizards were so much cooler when they were the Bullets.

by Moe "Iron Fist, Velvet Glove" Sadeghi May 13, 2005

washington

an arab. Derived from Washington D.C. The DC stands for dune coon.

John: "hey lets go to the mosque to pray today"

Jason: "fuck that, and fuck you. I will not be in the presence of those washingtons"

by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

george washington

To skeet in a girls belly button and make her slurp it out with a straw!

I just gave your bitch a george washington.

by Skeetman July 1, 2007

Warning Game

The Warning game is where there is a warning system established in a group of friends. Warnings can be given to people if they do cringe-worthy things, or acting/behaving/imitating Tom Portlock. When you are issued with 4 warnings, you get a punch in the arm from everyone in the group at the time. Warnings cannot be issued to people if you are not in public. 12 warnings means you will then be put on Report, Which then means you only need 2 warnings to get punched. Warnings are automatically reset to 0 at the start of each day ( 00:00 ).
If you don’t think you deserve a warning for something that has happened, you can appeal to the group, then it is put to the vote.

Conor - Huhuhuhuh *Sniff*

-Group stares at him blankly-

Mark - First Warning Conor.......

>Warning Game<

by roib NoKell February 8, 2010