tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by yo mamma November 22, 2002

dip wafer

1-an idiot who thinks they are all high and mighty

2-a preppy cheerleader

1-You're such a dip wafer.

2-You're such a slutty dip wafer.

by Crescent Moon July 19, 2004

Slut-wanker

The worst word you can say about a girl you hate. Cunt is totally overruled by this saying. It emphasizes she is not only a slut, but she is also a wanker. Which is just funny to say.

Also, bitchy blondes who think that they're good at track and soccer when they aren't. They also think they're hot shit, but really, they're air-headed nitwits. Cameron Diaz wanna-bes.

Oh, did you see that girl Sara? She's totes a slut-wanker.

by upsidedownchoking December 2, 2009

Pus Wanger

Someone who behaves idiotically and lives a life of no direction or ambition. These people usually smoke copious a lot of weed and play computer games everyday.

“Jay stop trying to get to 10th level prestige on COD and get a fucking job, you pus wanger!”

by Mc Wagwan January 27, 2010

Dangly Wangers

a pair of massive wangers or breasts which hang at a disturbingly low altitude. usually drooping somewhere around her stomach, or in severe cases, around her knees.

Wow, did you see the dangly wangers on that 83 year old nun?

by SceneOne September 8, 2010

Bulb Wanker

A vehicle which is being driven on the road whilst having at least one light bulb out.

Fucking bulb wanker! (At this point you will flash your full beam at the offender.)

by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011

Weed Wanker

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.

Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019