Walking Viagra

Girl so hot she gives you an instant hard on.

Megan is walking viagra, she gets me hard every time I see her.

by BahRalSucks January 27, 2021

Waldosia

A condition which you keep scanning faces In a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, as-if your brain is checking to see whether they’re still in your life, even though the thought of actually seeing them causes a familiar pit in your stomach to feel empty once more.

“She broke my heart , everywhere I go I just get Waldosia

by Moonxiight December 16, 2021

Walter Worden

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.

dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!

by JJRITCH February 21, 2022

wallows

a band with amazing songs. they are most known for their song "are you bored yet?" featuring clairo. they have 3 albums, which one only has 2 songs on it, and 2 eps- along with some great singles. their newest album is called "tell me that its over" and its pretty good. anyway, the members are dylan minnette, who is pretty well known for playing the role of clay jensen in 13 reasons why, and then there's braeden lemasters, who's also an actor. and then Cole, the coolest drummer. their songs have a good sound to them and the lyrics are always slaying. if you ever decide to listen to them, you wouldn't regret it. their name comes from a skate park in hawaii.

did you hear wallows new album yet?
yeah dude, braeden and dylan are such good singers, and cole is an amazing drummer- like always.

by the wallhoe March 27, 2022

Wallywat

A small translucent parasitic worm that lives amongst Labor politicians' rim giblets. They prefer to attach themselves to politicians who have a zest for human rights abuse. Also known as a "PRGuy17", they emit strong pheromone which is hazardous to functioning brain cells, and can often attract humans with a lower level of intelligence. When approached, they are known to act is if they're about to leave, but then stay around and linger like a bad smell.

Dan was broken, naked and spreadeagled at the bottom of the outdoor stairwell, and you could see wallywats licking at the little wads of soiled toilet paper in his fractured crusty bum crack.

by TractorPulford August 30, 2022

Avenging Wallflower

Primarily, a basic wallflower who displays a general persona of demure incapability, but is in fact, one of great physical and technical prowess. Generally possess' a vast amount of unheralded, unseen power and go out of their way to be meek and unassuming, at least until a dramatic confrontation of any kind occurs in their vicinity. Whenever any sort of oppressive or aggressive humans (Bullies, jerks, thugs, etc.) are near by and active, they will feel an unholy compulsion to leap into action, screaming and laying waste to all who oppose them with their incredible skills, simply to interfere in the situation and thereby feel that they've done something significant. After they have annihilated any and all participants, they will return to their previous passive state.

Don't beat on Mike; He looks like a nerd, but I hear he's, like, an avenging wallflower.

by Raphe and Erik Wojik November 10, 2008

scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008