vagina pastry

The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.

Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.

by CraziiTracy March 8, 2015

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vagina shoulders

An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

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Vaginal intolerant

A guys inability to partake in activities involving a vagina because they dont enjoy vagina and would much prefer a big hard D!

I tried to set Ross up with Davids mom but I forgot that he is Vaginal Intolerant. He would prefer a night out with Gab instead!

by ROBERBREW May 1, 2018

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vagina tick

A tick on a vagina, someone who won't get off your female balls aka vagina.

Get out of my buisness vagina tick

Ugh, you ask to many questions you vagina tick

by Buttmole asspickle January 18, 2018

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vagina armor

Much stronger than plot armor, protects empowered, independent and strong female characters from everything from the patriarchy and CIS Gender straight males.

Don't worry folks, Captain Marvel will kill Thanos with her Vagina Armor and succeed where all those CIS Gender male superheros failed and show the patriarchy how strong and independent we wamyn are!

by Ricardo58 August 15, 2018

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