ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.

bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!

by kornball May 14, 2025

Ultimate Chicken Horse

The game in which you completely ruin a level for everyone else in the most creative way possible. A multiplayer platformer disguised as a “party game,” where you and your friends build levels together, then immediately turn on each other using spikes, bows, and psychological warfare.

"What are they playing?"
"They're playing Ultimate Chicken Horse."

by osamaaat June 28, 2025

Ultimately happy

Joy found with in that nobody can take.

I am ultimately happy without drama.

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

ultimate school

A slang term for "high school", reflecting the idea that it is the final mandatory level of education before transitioning to college or the workforce, often seen as a significant and defining stage in a person's life.

After three years at ultimate school, I can't believe I'm finally ready to graduate and head off to college!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025

Uligang (Symphalangus syndactylus)

A type of hyper talkative loud black monkey

noun. A large, arboreal, black-furred gibbon native to the forests of Indonesia, Malaysia, and Thailand, Philippines characterized by a massive gular sac (throat pouch) used to produce exceptionally loud, resonant vocalizations. Unlike other gibbons, the siamang possesses a specialized membrane between the second and third toes and is noted for its highly social, "talkative" nature within family groups. asking a lot of questions

He moves alot like a "Uligang (Symphalangus syndactylus)"

by TheCreeperGuy January 7, 2026

Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013