ticket

When something is ticket, it's fucking ticket, alright? And see, see when somethin's fuckinggg absolutely ticket?

It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?

Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."

Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."

by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020

all tucked in

a female that has a hot rockin' body, also making reference to what a females vajaja looks like, all tucked in and not looking like a Arby's Big Montana roast beaver sandwich

Guy #1-You should meet this chick Veronica
Guy #2-Is she pretty hot?
Guy #1-Oh yeah, she's gorgeous and all tucked in too.
Guy #2-Sounds pretty yummy!

by The B Buck December 29, 2007

Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

f tucker

not very bad way to say fucker or shit

frank drops his camera and says f tucker i cant believe i did that

by billybobjoes May 5, 2010

Rape Ticket

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.

There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.

by namfonos November 14, 2012

watz tha ticket on it

as in: "How are you?" "What's up?" "What are you doing?"

Aye kinfolk whats tha ticket on it?

by Antoinette May 13, 2005

Golden Ticket

When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.

(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)

I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!

by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011