How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
by Painey November 8, 2014
Get the Toilet Paper Mobility mug.Tilda is a very kind and funny lady, with a weird habit of overdoing herself concerning drug consumption.
Other than that, she will respect you and listen to you and most importantly give you the best life advices you’ll ever receive.
Tilda is a very good friend and will probably punch the people who might hurt you.
She smokes too many cigarettes, but she can not stop because she made all her friends around her smokers too.
Tilda also can be very confusing at times, since sometimes she doesn’t acknowledge her beauty and sometimes she is in love with herself.
On top of that, she has a thing for older men, who must be at least above forty for her to be a good match.
But in the end, she is a beautiful person inside and out!
Other than that, she will respect you and listen to you and most importantly give you the best life advices you’ll ever receive.
Tilda is a very good friend and will probably punch the people who might hurt you.
She smokes too many cigarettes, but she can not stop because she made all her friends around her smokers too.
Tilda also can be very confusing at times, since sometimes she doesn’t acknowledge her beauty and sometimes she is in love with herself.
On top of that, she has a thing for older men, who must be at least above forty for her to be a good match.
But in the end, she is a beautiful person inside and out!
🤠: wow! have you seen tilda?
😵: oh isn’t she this chain smoker who used to go to our school but never went?
🤠: that’s her!
😵: yes i love her!
😵: oh isn’t she this chain smoker who used to go to our school but never went?
🤠: that’s her!
😵: yes i love her!
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by toilet wand February 3, 2022
Get the toilet wand mug.When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.
Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
Get the Toilet Talk mug.The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023
Get the Toilet method mug.During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.
I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.
by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010
Get the The Toilet Garb mug.Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.
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