Teitelbaum

A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.

The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!

by Everyone_else January 4, 2012

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Text-Pecked

When your wife or girlfriend constantly texts to nag you about stuff.

Wow, look at Bob, he sure is text-pecked. His wife is always texting him about something!

Her - I need eggs!
Her - Did you...
Her - Where are you!???
Her - When are you going to....
Her - I want Ice-cream.
Her - Hello?
Her - Are you there?
Her - Come home now!
Her - Bring food I like.

by Chingatch September 19, 2012

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text-dumb

You call someone text-dumb when they speak with you just fine IRL but they are abnormally mute while texting; hardly opening up at all. They have a difficult time expressing their thoughts in text.

Man, I talk to this one girl and I talk quite a lot about random things in college but whenever I text her it's like she can't speak at all! I think she is text-dumb.

by Xicor17 August 9, 2020

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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

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Scorpion text

A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.

Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!

Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!

by R-Fo June 13, 2010

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