Goic's Tech

A website that sells tech cheaper than other companies

Goic's Tech has better prices than Amazon and Best Buy

by Goic's Tech February 12, 2024

Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.

I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.

by An0ma1y February 25, 2019

Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.

"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."

by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020

Narp Tech

Anything relating to the characteristics of a NARP.

Dude 1: see that guys shorts?
Dude 2: yeah thats Narp Tech.

by OhioPizzaDude November 15, 2025

Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians

I’m having tech panic

by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022

St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.

Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.

by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018

Pidge Tech

Michael Wheelock

What up Pidge Tech

by usedpencil March 6, 2025