toot

sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat

Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!

by BiGr March 3, 2005

toothpick

a person who is diagnosed with or suffers from any kind of cancer disease,indicating the loss of weight and decline in health after all the chemo therapies and medication.

Uncle Sam was at the doctor's last week.He is a toothpick now.

by milanfanabhi January 13, 2010

toothbrush

invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush

hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush

by JmfT19 October 7, 2009

Toothpaste nuts

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.

the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts

by ernae August 18, 2011

Toothpaste

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:

"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"

by getinloserweregoingshopping July 7, 2017

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

toochin that booty

when someone sticks out their ass to make it appear larger

"dude, look at that DONK"

"aint no way homegurl's ass is THAT big. shes definitely toochin that booty"

by hlpbpmk September 29, 2008