the tail wagging the dog 

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

the tail wagging the dog by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

The Duke 

John Wayne, the man who could kick everyones ass.

The Duke would whoop any of these fake-gangstas asses, 50 Cent aint got nothing on The Duke,

The Duke by Anonymous, King March 31, 2004

The Doctor 

The Doctor is the last of his race, the Timelords, which was destroyed in the Time War. He was born in Gallifrey and travels through time and space in his TARDIS, which looks like a blue police box. Originally the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions in Space) was able to change its appearance to blend in to its surroundings, but that feature has been long broken, much like many of its functions.

The Doctor often travels with companions. His greatest rival is The Master. His enemies are the Daleks.

He may sound like he's from the North, but in actuality, he's an alien, and lots of planets have a North for your information.

"Who are you?"

"The Doctor."

Doctor who?"

"Just the Doctor."

The Doctor by Naomi_D February 29, 2008

do you slap the dimpled balls? 

Do you play golf?

Yo, do you slap the dimpled balls?

Fuck yeah I do!

do you slap the dimpled balls? by tinypastelchild February 13, 2017

The Dairy 

Where Kenny Rodgers was raised, bitch.

Hi, I'm Kenny Rodgers and welcome to Jackass. We're doing the Dairy Challenge!

The Dairy by Tylertc13 November 5, 2010

The Dalton Stop 

When somebody is being pathetic in a social network argument and you end the sentence with a full-stop, signifying a mark of dominance over the counter part

Shermly: ur so stupidd omgggg y r u doin dis
Amy: Piss off.
The full stop (The Dalton Stop) indicates the end of the conversation and the assertion of dominance

The Dalton Stop by AJR888 June 4, 2013

The Dej Swing 

The act of lifelessly swinging your arms from side-to-side while rotating in a semi-circular motion and crouching

"I went up to Stacy at the dance and I started to do the dej swing"

The Dej Swing by Cassette_Tayp May 28, 2019