Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch

Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.

by Dts_Man January 19, 2011

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.

The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

SIDEWALK SUNDAE

When you beat a punk until he is knocked out, then you drag him to the sidewalk and put his mouth on the edge and then jump on the back of his head.

Johnny was a punk that didn't know when to shut his mouth, so i gave him a sidewalk sundae,and now jawless Johnny eats from a straw

by J.HUGHES September 24, 2007

banana sundae

this is when the opposite sex shoves a banana up the other's (anal) cavity so far that a brown residue remains on it when taken out and the banana inside is squished, creating a banana sundae
also for whipped cream the man may want to ejaculate on it

"i gave my gf one wicked banana sundae...she ate it up after, apparently it was very tastayyy"

by Steph Zimba March 12, 2008

six ways from sunday

To approach a task with zeal or gusto. To do something thoroughly and completely. See also white on rice.

You know that blonde in class tonight? I'd hit that shit six ways from sunday.

by Mortodo February 5, 2004

strawberry sundae

while you're banging Paul's mom on the wrag (she loves fucking on the wrag), and you pull out dripping in blood and she gives you head and you just squirt all over her face, mouth and eyeball.

by Paul's mom's pimp. August 18, 2003