Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

Vagina seeds

Vagina seeds refer to a man who suddenly sprouts a vagina due to having a weak womanly moment

My boyfriend suddenly sprouted vagina seeds during an argument .

by Sourmug32 March 11, 2017

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

sesame seed

sesame seeds

sesame seed is a seed that grows in buns, usually found in burgers and some other stuffs. sometimes in doors, say sesame you stupid fuck

by chupangels June 24, 2017

I seed in your V

I came inside your vagina

Girl: "I need to take my birth control pill."
Boy: "Why? Cause I seed in your V?"

by SueDohNiim July 23, 2017

danny sheedy

Stupid person with stupid brain

Danny sheedy is so stupid he dropped out of school before it was a thing.

by Stuffislife2000000000 April 20, 2018

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017