Satansmaster

One who cries a lot and worries constantly about his hair. Seen as the scum of the emo world and often acts as something other emo's can look down on and laugh. To be a 'Satansmaster' means you are a focus of mocking and ridicule, and rightfully deserve it.

"Oh, look at that scummy little Satansmaster. Lets laugh at his appauling emo hair and make our emo-selves feel slightly better."

by Fliss Morse July 2, 2005

Statasize

The act of performing, creating,talking about, studying, learning or examining statistics

Humphrey was the best Statasizer for the Bears.
Loarraine's favorite hobby was Statasizing.

by Jessica Shock September 24, 2007

SatanLinconism

The belief that Abraham Lincoln is the same as satan in the fact that they bolth tried to free there people. Satan=Angles Lincoln=black people.

Im a beiliever in SatanLinconism.

by KIRBYDANCEPARTY October 4, 2009

satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 6, 2011

satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.

"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"

by BeerSponge November 25, 2013

satanizer

A person who idolizes Satan.

"Hey, wanna come and do satanic rituals with us?"
"Hell no, I'm no satanizer."
"Well, you'll be missing out when we all get butt fucked by Satan in Hell!"

by Kimchisse April 27, 2014

satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.

For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"

by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014