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Rainbow Status

when you have a pair of flip flops that are so old and worn that they have arch support like Rainbow brand sandals
"i love my black flip flops"

"Dude those are like Rainbow status"

"they should be, i've had them since like fourth grade"
by Princess536 August 20, 2008
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Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
by baracudaboy October 23, 2008
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Chiggy-Butt-Status

(noun) - Chiggy-Butt-Status is the status given to an individual who is either:

-an asshole
-a cunt-licker
-a friend who never lets you win an arguement
-the kid that nobody knows and nobody likes
-When your friend finished the math homework and wont let you copy
-and pretty much anyone else you would call a doochebag, elephant penis, or filthy twat.
Some doochebag walks past us in the hallway...

After he passes we all turn to each other, and while nodding, say "He has Chiggy-Butt-Status"
by King PTR February 5, 2009
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Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
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statusopera

Using FB status update to : 1)get the load off ur chest 2)speak ur mind 3 inform an uncaring population about your problems 4)ignite feuds from way back
Mary left a status update on her FB page saying :Mary is so glad she doesnt have to deal with Bobby's premature ejaculation anymore. Good luck, Sarah, you man-stealing whore!!! mARY'S GOT statusopera on her mind
by samabee July 12, 2009
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statusfied

When you catch up with the Joneses.

When you are finally happy with your status in life.
Man, I was feeling a little insecure until I bought that new Lexus - now I am completely statusfied.
by DCDevo July 31, 2009
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statusy

Describing any object, person, or thing pertaining to a facebook status.
Drew: Suck my statusy dick

Laura: is that even a word?
by youre an asshole laura August 16, 2009
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