Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

Stall Spacer Syndrome

The random fear that perverted people look through the spaces in between the bathroom stalls.

At that rest stop I got a severe case of Stall Spacer Syndrome.

by That_0ne_Person January 24, 2016

Safe spacer

A person that believes in creating safe spaces for people to go to when words hurt. Normally found at student union desks.

Whilst in class today someone assumed my gender . luckily the su president is a safe spacer so I had somewhere to go

by JJnot September 17, 2016

Curry spider phenomenon

When around 400 spiced curry coated spiders crawl up a vagina hole

The curry spider phenomenon is happening in my v-jj right now matty crawl up inside mmib

by Curry mister January 16, 2017

anal spade

Where you scoop out the phesces of a woman's anal cavity and digest it because your a dirty wanker and deserve to die

I anal spaded that girl last night
What's an anal spade?
Bend over. I'll show you ;)

by yournanssweatyarmpit February 20, 2017

hidey spider

When you cum in public with your jeans on.

OOH FUCK JAMES GET ME TO THE TOILET I JUST HAD A CUM IN MY JEANS, YES A HIDEY SPIDER

by Verbalness September 16, 2017