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Snatchaphylaxis

When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!
Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb as mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?
by Tortured by Tuna Cooches July 31, 2022
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Snatchaphylaxis

When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!
Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb ass mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?
by Tortured by Tuna Cooches July 31, 2022
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snatched my soul

Soul snatching is when you put someones body through a sexual experience that leaves them speechless and in awe from said performance or spectacle
by Tonirome November 11, 2022
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Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.
Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar
by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022
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snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023
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Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.
Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.
by Jody South November 1, 2023
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Drippy Snatch

a girl who likes to have sex with her friends previous partners
Jennifer is such a drippy snatch, she loves my leftovers
by Moto4 June 24, 2008
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