cougar snatch 

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

cougar snatch by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

Puter Snatch 

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

Puter Snatch by jn969 June 1, 2010

clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

clown snatch by urbandiclova October 20, 2010

Car Snatch 

The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".

Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.

Car Snatch by Sensible Dictionary November 21, 2010

collateral snatch

Like being hit as collateral damage...getting chicks by being in the company of a female friend.

John went out drinking with a lesbian coworker...but she attracts alot of female attention, and he got hit with some collateral snatch.

collateral snatch by mike1001 November 15, 2011

face snatch 

when somebody made a headshot in a shooter game, he shouts "face snatch!"

A: Damned! You gave me a headshot!
B: Face snatch

face snatch by seimseim December 30, 2011

sasquatch snatch 

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.

guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"

sasquatch snatch by TheCheesecakeGuru June 14, 2012