darty season

Day light savings, because you can party in the daylight for longer

Guy: Dude, guess what time of year it is?
Me: Darty season brahski!!!

by Augmasta July 20, 2016

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.

by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

by yourpseudonymwillappear October 26, 2009

Four Seasons

An Australian brand of condom. Comes in regular, large, tight, extra strong and a few other varieties.

My favourite type of condom is Four Seasons Regular.

by L.Aus December 28, 2008

what on the seven seas

a piratified vertion of "what the fuck" a.k.a. WTF!!!

what on the seven seas was that noise!!! me hartie !!! yarrrrr!!!!

by RANDOM-ZERO + mullet September 10, 2005

seashore

I believe that Missy Eliot refers to her chocha as a seashore

Go down to miss eliots seashore.

by aforward April 18, 2005

Seastead

sea-stead
see-sted

-noun
1. A floating artificial structure designed to accommodate permanent residents on the ocean

Seasteads need to be seaworthy.

by decentralism May 24, 2011