Slut Theory

A theory that states that any girl at the bar who says "I'm not a slut" without being provoked or actually being called a slut...is always a slut.

Aaron: Hey can I buy you a drink?
Jane: No...I'm not some sort of slut!
Aaron: I never said you were.

Aaron(to friend Matt): Did you hear that girl?
Matt: Yeah man, Slut Theory says shes definitely a slut! Go for it!

...later that night after hooking up...

Jane: you must think im some kind of slut huh?
Aaron: yeah...kinda

by clunICE April 9, 2009

slut-cessories

fashion accessories marketed as an accompaniment to, or accentuation of, promiscuous dress.

Look at that tramp rocking Bebe's new line of slut-cessories.

by mandifferous April 28, 2009

slut gatorade

sperm that satisfies the thirst of a slut.

dude i got slut gatorade all over her and she was ready for round number 2.

by THe Wind February 14, 2006

slut shrapnel

This is a term used to describe a skank's use of body piercings or facial piercings.

No daughter of mine will leave this house with that slut shrapnel in her face!

by lee sanders May 15, 2008

slut logic

Excuses and rationalizations for slutty behavior, often heard from girls who have slept with 17+ guys (including threesomes with guys they just met that night). Lower back tattoos are absolutely a dead give-away.

Girl: "I'm not a slut; I have daddy issues!"
Dude: "That slut logic doesn't work on me, bitch."

Girl: "I got this tramp stamp before I knew what they were called."
Dude: "That's some solid slut logic, right there."

Girl" "It's the only way I can connect with people!"
Dude: "Justify however you want with your slut logic. You're still a filthy tramp."

by partypoop May 30, 2011

Slut Pump

The female hairstyle involving the bangs being held back straight with a pin or clip in conjuction with a pony-tail. The name is derived from the fact that this hairstyle makes it easier to give head, as the hair does not interfere with the job in question.

That girl has on hell of a slut pump.

by Derrick Winchester June 26, 2007

slut parade

downtown Scottsdale AZ on weekends is so heavily infused with girls who have rich parents that dress slutty and scamper across streets in painfully high heels. They never use crosswalks and they travel in large packs followed by a douchenozzle. There are tons of sorostitutes from ASU and twenty-somethings already twice-divorced.

I was trying to creep through the slut parade down by Scottsdale Road and a guy yelled "hey slut!" and the girl in my car was sending thoughts to the girl on the street (don'tturnarounddon'tturnaround) but of course the girl turned around like it was her given name. What a beautiful city.

by intellektualspew March 4, 2011