Scientardegist

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.

That stupid scientardegist Tom Cruise tried to convert me.

by Big Ol' Salvo January 9, 2011

Scientastic

An act through which science was a direct result or pleasant by product of an action.

Anything of a scientific nature deemed interesting by an individual.

A term used in Lab reports to describe something that involved the use of science.

I had a scientastic trip to the Library today.

My trip through the particle acceleration lab was absolutely scientastic.

We measured the velocity of an object using a scientastic device known as an Atwood machine.

by ld43233 October 17, 2010

Sciene

1) To protect a person or animal from oncoming harm
2) To place yourself in a dangerous situation in order to defend another

3) To guard another person or animal, using pink or yellow fluffy instruments of randomness

Bob sciened his girlfriend from the man who approached her with a gun.

Joshua said, "Don't sciene me. Save yourself instead."

Jack could not answer his phone; he was too bust sciening the child from the the approaching hurricane.

by benkoalaface February 25, 2011

Scientisty

Of or related to scientists

Dude that lab coat looks so scientisty!

by roku13 March 23, 2011

SCIENGASM

to have an orgasm over science

doctor:you cant believe what this new medication can do !!
jack:calm down doc you are having sciengasm..

by turkiono May 8, 2011

Scanny

Adjective - to be canny to the latest Internet scams, to show shrewdness and good judgment in the face of Internet scams and fraud.

The girl didn't reply to the email from the President of Nigeria because she was too scanny.

by BeckyLovesLife May 10, 2011

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011