Poose

(pôô-ss)
1. The slang term used to describe the byproduct of when one is emitting fecal matter from their rectum, at the same time as they are releasing urine. It is derived from the combination of the slang terms, "poot" and "piss".

1. "Man, Elaine left some rank poose in your toilet"
2. "I got so scared, that I poosed my pants"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

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Pissed On

When a girl writes something on your facebook wall in a clear attempt to "mark her territory" in order to "claim" the man who's wall she has written on. If this is unwanted by said man then he has been "pissed on."

"Man I just got pissed on! Three girls are mad at me now because Sophie just wrote about last night on my wall!"

by Dr. Dangerfield November 10, 2009

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Poosed

To be poosed is to have an unwelcome guest enter your room, and akwardly stand until they realize they are not welcome in your room.

Guy 1: "Yo dude I was just chillin in my room and I totally got poosed"
Guy 2: "wow bro that sucks, he got me too like five minutes ago"

by winbro December 8, 2009

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Pissed the bed

Thinking something happened that didn't.

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.

by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014

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Pissed

adjective
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)

verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."

Tom is very pissed at the fact that he got pissed last night and pissed himself.

by Hogtrude Parker May 30, 2016

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