Pop tab

If someone gives you a pop tab and the bottom part isn't broken, you owe them a free kiss

Joe: oh shoot Ella gave me a pop tab... Looks like I have to kiss her.

by Possum man November 15, 2019

Poohbar

"Poohbar" is something a mother loves to call her son (that he most likely doesn't want to hear, especially in the company of others). It is an endearing, affectionate term that some adoring mothers have difficulty removing from their vocabulary due to the fact that their child/children is/are so special.

Poohbar is a variation of the "Winnie the Pooh" character who is also known as "Pooh Bear."

Mother: "Hi Poohbar! How much longer will you be working on that project? I was thinking we'd have dinner at 7."

Son: "Mom, don't call me that! I'm not a baby, anymore. I'm an adult!"

by thingoneandthingtwo June 19, 2012

Posti

A Posti is a german streamer who's got a tendency to butcher names. While the women struggle to resist a Posti's smile, laugh and outgoing personality, they're often pushed away by his terrible jokes and odd addiction to kuva farming. Posti can be used as both an adjective and a noun.

I've been streaming kuva farming all day today, I feel like such a Posti!

I saw a name appear and pronounced it backwards, really Posti'd that name.

by TwitchDrops January 14, 2019

polyester nightmare

A polyester nightmare is overwhelming, shape and color combinations often seen in disco and Hawaiian clothing especially of the seventies.

The Hawaiian disco band was a polyester nightmare!

by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

Pomhort

A person who hosts fun events (weddings, games, movie night, ect.) but is somehow always late to them, whether it be on purpose or accident.

"Jimmy forgot to come to his party again. This is like the 5th time in a row."
"Fukin pomhort."

by The Insult Man February 4, 2021

Soap Opera Poop

The act of taking a dump so wide in diameter that a single tear slowly falls down onto your thigh.

Person 1: yo man, last night I took a soap opera poop!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!

by SlyBerryBabe April 27, 2012

Post-Limit

(Most Common on tumblr.com)

The post-limit is the worst possible thing that could ever happen to the common Tumblr addict. After a user posts what Tumblr finds as "too much" pictures, videos, music, etc. they will reach their Post-Limit. At first, users will usually think, "What?" and after recovering from Post-Limit Shock, they will most likely be angry. A way to bypass this is, have the user go to their settings, and change their timezone to somewhere that is one day ahead of them.

User: Aw shit, I reached my Post-Limit.

by IL0VEYOUALL February 29, 2012