Trans Alaskan Pipeline

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.

That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.

by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009

pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

by larve March 4, 2003

Pipe Bender

A girl with extemely tight genitalia, So tight in fact that if called upon, could possibly bend exhaust pipes.

She was so tight I thought I was caught in a pipe bender.

She was a real pipe bender.

by Birds&Sunshine January 18, 2009

pipet

A glass tube used in science. Commonly used as a straight smoking pipe.

Dude, did you see mike steal a pipet during chemistry class? he'll have fun with that!

by L1BERTINA GR1MM October 3, 2007

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

pipere

Most sexy woman alive. Completely irreplaceable. She can brighten up your day with a smile. Loyal and compassionate to the ones she loves. Don't cross her though, she will fuck you up.

You're so lucky, you married a Pipere!

by daynu December 21, 2016

Pipe

Gun or stick.

I'm not worried bout them pussy boys pullin up, I got my pipe on me.

by Kushtonbaker January 9, 2017