penis allergy

Used to describe a woman that is a lesbian.

John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."

by Prescott Peterson June 30, 2011

Penis Flytrap

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.

Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

purple penis

The stage after Blue Balls.

"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"

by matrixy September 27, 2011

Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)

Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!

by Nobli June 1, 2015

penis mightier

A device that enlarges the penis.

Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about The Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??

by SirFishouse December 28, 2005

penis parade

An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.

Me and my buds joined the penis parade.

by C-K-L November 28, 2007

penis pump

A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis

Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom

by Jason May 7, 2003