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Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick
Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!
by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019
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poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
by Rob October 19, 2004
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Patrol

A big underpowered heavy piece of shit square box on wheels with pathetic fuel economy and engine power compared to every other 4x4 with the same engine displacement.
A patrol? You mean the car version of the titanic with a 10hp outboard and a retarded captain?
by Pootrol November 15, 2019
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border patrol

A gay man who goes after only Latino boys.
"Border Patrol is going to love it here with all the Brazilian boys running around"
by J James December 19, 2007
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Pedro

The mightiest donkey in the West, and possibly the East, North and South too.
"rEAPER was assaulted by Pedro's mighty fifth"
by lollerballs March 13, 2003
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Patronize

Getting extremely drunk by taking shots of vodka or rum, followed by shots of Patron.
A: Gurl, did you see how drunk Stella got last night?
B: Yea, I heard she took seven shots and then patronized.

A: OoO. Patronizing gets you fucked up! Amen to those who patronize.
by Chipothead July 25, 2011
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Pedro

A extremely ugly guy with a horrible breath, is a gay lord and loves to suck dick. Who watch Anime Dwarf Gay Porn. No one likes he.
OMG Gay Mates... OMG... I saw Pedro sucking dick
by anomousy123 October 3, 2018
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