Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

prickly muffin

A woman's genitalia, especially after one has shaved it and has regrowth.

"Did she let you hit her prickly muffin?"

by Prickly Muffin March 10, 2017

too much sand for my truck

Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.

*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck

by lipa4 February 22, 2018

Scam music

Sub-genre in rap
Subject primarily pertaining to

Fraud, Scams, Cryptocurrency (e.g. Bitcoin) and Tor Browser.
Genre popularized by artist Teejayx6

Damn Teejayx6 keep making that scam music, you heard "Dark web" yet?
"The government tried to ban me from the dark web

I downloaded Tor Browser then got back in
Went and got a VPN , just bought another BIN"
That shit went HARD bro

by Elfresh August 16, 2019

Shire Mum

They are mums from an area of Sydney called the Sutherland Shire. They are like a combo of a Karen, soccer Mum and Pinterest Mum combined. They all live on the water in port hacking, Lilly pilly and Caringbah south etc. They all have aesthetic Instagram pages with well behaving kids and they go to wine and sips with their girlfriends and gossip. But beware they may come across as friendly but they are judgmental bitches and love drama.

Hey babe can you watch the kids I’m going to a wine and sip with the other shire mums.

by Forgottensoul4567 January 4, 2021

cost of the muse

Poets are more likely to die young that any other type of writer. From Kaufman (2003). Received a lot of publicity in media in April, May, 2004. Also associated with the Sylvia Plath Effect.

Among the reasons for the cost of the muse is the fact that poets peak earlier.

by pandora June 14, 2004

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012