by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
Get the mortar strike mug.Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.
Also known as a sexual freak.
by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019
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Get the Mortol KOmbat mug.When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
by Yagdraa March 23, 2019
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Get the Mortsyn mug.When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'
Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
by MRFEZ August 7, 2019
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To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack
by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019
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