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Stoner Logic

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.
An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..
by Ilackimagination December 19, 2009
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Logan

Obese kid in Film Class that never does his work, and has crutches.
logan got owned
by Official Nat6-G May 28, 2009
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Logan

A nerdy little emo boy who's scared of everything. He kisses boys because he is emo. Logan's are normally very cute. They're very sweet, and fall in love to easy. They also generally are fat with curley hair. Oh, they are also normally at giving head. So have fun boys, he's one of the best. ;)
Logan emotional
by horny1234 September 25, 2010
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anti-logic

The use of information that is ilogical in order to win a argument or dispute. May cause eye bleading, fatigue, restlessnes, and despair.
and example of an arguement useing anti-logic:
"Kyle be carefull your going to break that"
"But i want to break it"
by kkylee90 June 14, 2008
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Logan

A unisex name.

Females with this name are sexy, powerful, thoughtful, smart, fun, cute, great lovers, and loyal friends.

Males with this name are the opposite of the females. They have a small penis, suck at sex, have no class, and are weak, indecisive, and just plain ugly.
She has to be a Logan perfect in every way.

He has to be a Logan, what a looser.
by a_d_chapman November 10, 2010
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logan

1. amazing between the sheets, up my skirt, in the car, and in the park. 2. one who thinks people only like him for his hippy-mom-van, but thats a lie. 3. one with an amazing fasion sense. 4. would take you into his life as long as your: not a douche, fun on drugs, like to party, and are somewhat fine. 5. the guy you alwayse want around and alwayse want to be your friend. 6.one who will hug you and honestly tell you how great you are. 7. chill, fun, alwayse the life of the party. 8. your bff for life. 9. alwayse up for a game of Super Smash Brothers
"im in such a pissy mood, if only my logan was here."

"this party was boaring until that logan showed up"
by ledzep_cry July 13, 2009
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dirty logan

When a gay man humps another gay man in the ass and just before climax the gay man clenched his ass and severely hurts the other ones dick
I got a dirty logan from Greg last night
by yesiamhere February 3, 2015
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