Jersey

To do something without any concern for anyone else.

(while driving) Yo, that asshole just jersey'd right in front of me, he almost just took me right out.

by nig5mcfucktard May 8, 2009

Jersey City Tap Dance

A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.

It's the Jersey City Tap Dance, u better speed up or bend over!!

by Höegardener October 18, 2010

New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.

Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit

by alec547 November 28, 2010

Jerkenheimer

One who exemplifies the qualities of a "jerk"

"Jen's brother is such a jerkenheimer, why won't he ask me to prom?"

by Mergeman March 11, 2003

Jersey Postcard

Child porn.

Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.

You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...

by Another_Oz March 7, 2008

Jersey Barrier

Encountering fecal matter during anal sex typically resulting in discontinuing the act.

(a) There's been a terrible accident!
(b) Oh shit! What happened?
(a) Exactly! Tom ran into a Jersey Barrier. He was fuckin' Katie in the ass and she frosted his dick!

by jxmoth September 27, 2011

Jersey rules

Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.

Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.

Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.

by Rubert the Rubert May 3, 2017