Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
by socks 🧦 February 16, 2022
Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.
Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.
Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.
Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.
by Rubert the Rubert May 4, 2017
In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”
“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”
“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022