jizz guzzler 

One who like to swallow another mans "JIZZ"

jizz guzzler by Anonymous July 10, 2003

jizz monkey 

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

jizz monkey by liberty November 19, 2004

jizz bag 

In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.


note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)

the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum

jizz bag by emotional_invalid January 5, 2009

jizz monkey 

jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)

Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!

jizz monkey by BlueAir September 12, 2004

jizz your way into hell January 

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

jizz your way into hell January by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018

jizz bandit

creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass

That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!

jizz bandit by justanotherdude292 April 13, 2007

jizz covered tacos 

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.

dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos

jizz covered tacos by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009