manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.
Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."
by Lonesentry November 08, 2018
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cutting the wood

term used when you jerk off to much and your dick falls off
Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.
by Huntoar April 21, 2017
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wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)
Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.
by nigga22190 December 12, 2013
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wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.
Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
by A spaghettione December 14, 2018
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Miss Wood

Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.
by Bathurst Channel November 09, 2018
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V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.
Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"
by Meggy G... March 14, 2018
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wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.
He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.
by Kilo Tango November 09, 2019
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