What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.
Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."
by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022
Get the touch grassmug. by izuru_kamukura April 3, 2021
Get the Grassmug. A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
Get the Blade of Grassmug. by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022
Get the Grassmug. A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021
Get the Grass Manmug. 
Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
by Tr45h May 22, 2022
Get the Touch grassmug.