how unexpected

Usually coined in for being a sarcastic say when something you expected to happen, happens.

Ted - "So Johnny missed school today."

Frank - "Wow how unexpected"

by Junnnno May 27, 2016

How's shit shakin

Fun shit to say to friends that isn't gay shit like hi/hello

How's shit shakin Michael?

by JustAnotherBadGuy April 1, 2017

how do you report

When one person on military security watch asks another on watch what is their status/ How do you report?

Post 14 watch,how do you report?

by ABEAN April 2, 2017

how to

a phrase usually used to express ones confusion in a south indian accent. first coined by srikesh of blue kimchi, this word is only used by coolbois. any question can be asked by simply saying "how to"

"stop doing drugs" "BUT HOW TO?"

by potatobro45 May 30, 2018

HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

When u wanna know how to save a life.

OH NO! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!

by GANGSTABEN1234 October 15, 2018

How Dare You Forgive Me

The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.

I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.

by 22(god) April 17, 2019

how many years

How long something will take or be in 365 days.

How many years will you be at the army?

by The God Above All May 24, 2019