geeble goose 

1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.

1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.

geeble goose by doobious25 December 29, 2010

Magpie Goose 

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.

What a bitch ass magpie goose

Magpie Goose by Sep93 June 13, 2011

smooth goose 

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"

Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"

smooth goose by nobby_b December 10, 2015

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

Speedy Goose by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

throat goose 

When deepthroating a penis, a person who 'inhales' / quickly deepthroats said penis in a very short amount of time and then follows up by biting the dick forcefully after they ejaculate is often referred to as a 'throat goose', mostly for the implication of the 'long' neck and aggressive biting action .

INHALE THE DICK!! BITE OFF THE DICK!!!! THAT'S A THROAT GOOSE ALRIGHT!

throat goose by M.P.D Tarantula November 18, 2017

mecha goose 

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.

We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.

mecha goose by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018

rubber goose 

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

rubber goose by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018