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goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.
Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?
by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006
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gatord

1) The act of being stabbed, or shanking someone.
2) Having to do with going to jail for a very long time.
3) Being Crazy
You've just been gatord!

Gators crazy! he'll do anything for his friends!
by gbrd January 6, 2008
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gatorcrotch

A ravenously infested crotch area that snaps off anything that gets close to it.

An infectious disease that creates a swollen area around the vaginal area that makes it seem like a gators mouth.
Fuck no. I ain't getting laid by that woman. She nearly bit my member off that gatorcrotch when i mentioned letters to penthouse.
by Aesphirities March 9, 2008
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goat-lipped hussy

Redneck term used by a redneck to describe his wife's lips in comparison to a goat when they are experiencing marital problems.
"Sandy, you're a fuckin' goat-lipped hussy. All you do is bitch bitch bitch! I like my goat Shelby better than I do your hormonal ass"

"Henry, you take your sorry ass and your fuckin' goat back to your mom's house. I'm sick of your shit!"
by Todd Tyree October 19, 2008
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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.
Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.
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goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis
awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage
by ksks1996 January 27, 2011
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Goat Style

The lowest form of "Winning" (Charlie Sheen Style). White trash celebrating victory, or completing a task in the creepiest manner possible.
1. Bernard drank to the point where he was hospitalized...that's Goat Style!

2. Giving a blind sided hug, so your hairy

shoulder winds up in the victims mouth. That's Goat Style!

3. Picking a hot blonde out of the crowd and sexually assaulting her gently...that's Goat Style!

4. Recommending the game Twister and homeless people for a large party with work friends is...GOAT STYLE!
by Goat Heaton December 15, 2011
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