Garda

Someone who acts in such a manner that is disrespectful towards the sesh or a casual outing with the boys to smoke a fat joint

Guy 1: you floating the sesh later
Guy 2: nah can’t I’m busy
Guy 1: ah there will joints going

Guy 2 : no thanks

Guy 1 : that’s such Garda

by Sesh tips February 19, 2018

Gardyloo

When you gon on a double date with your ex-best friend but pretend to still be besties.

Dis you hear how Lauren and Emily gardylooed last night. I would hate to be either of their boyfriends.

by nowhoresallowed18 August 26, 2020

Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

mouth gard

the thing that saves your teeth form gettin punched out

good thing she had her mouth gard in or she would have lost all her teeth

by hottstuff123245 August 2, 2011

fenn gardener

A fag with no life or future.

dick sucker aka fenn gardener

by fennisgay July 29, 2012

guerilla gardening

The act of illegally planting on empty lots to grow food for the community. This may be done publically as an act of defiance or in secret as a silent movement.

"Woah look an empty lot, we should totally do drugs there!"
"Naw, man we gonna do some guerilla gardening up in here!"

by theotherguyy November 17, 2014