crazy frog with bad breath

someone with a bald head and big eyes who's breath smells really bad

"hey that guy over there looks like a Crazy frog"

"i know i just went to talk with him and his breath stinks of shit, take some mints, he's the crazy frog with bad breath"

by swansea December 12, 2007

Flappy Frog

Having sex with a unerected chode and usually invovles semen and a frog or toad.

Im so jealous that kid got a Flappy Frog in the swamp last night.

by Wolfemanpaco February 1, 2010

Donkey frog

An arrogant poker player who just isn't that good!

"That Donkey Frog just gave me his chips on a plate!"

by Oxterhair August 5, 2008

Exploding frog

An exploding frog is administered when you're giving a woman anal and she really needs to fart and all the gases build up into one mega fart which blows you out of her anus and away from her. Also useful as a defence mechanism against potential rapists.

Woman: "My boyfriend tried to give me anal last night, luckily I managed to exploding frog my way out of it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

purple frog

A death omen.

"Wow, dude hope you didnt see a purple frog!"

"Why?"

"Because that means somebody is tryna kill u."

by Who'syourdaddy69 June 10, 2016

big frog

A big frog is that boy you love. Your bf. Your big frog.

I love my bf (big frog) so much!

by Tyler, the definer December 19, 2017

crunchy frog

Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.

Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked

Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.

Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.

Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.

by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019