Kiss my feet

A term used to describe the action of grovelling or cowering fearfully or courteously at the feet of someone who would want to assert their authority and superiority and press the tongue by caressing with the lips as a sign of obedience, submission, or dominance against the bare feet of who you are trying to gain the favor or forgiveness of.

Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.

The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).

With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.

"I never liked you Danny, you were always mean to me"
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"

Trouble Bound (1993)

by Waht Nein! November 22, 2018

See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it!

Something unbelievable, amazing or superb.

See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! That movie is great.

by Ramakrishnan Srikanth October 27, 2005

It was on my news feed

The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.

Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.

by brems November 15, 2009

feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

Dr. Feelgood

A licensed physician who mainly supplies amphetamines and other drugs for a fee.

I scored with Dr. Feelgood last week

by 2Am4Sure June 14, 2008

feek

verb, mainly used in the rough parts of ireland as another word to snog/shag/go out with. usually used by the chav-like people of ireland.

i feeked this bird last night.
is he feeking her?
fancy a feek?

by dave February 21, 2005