Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018

Super-Fridge

A device with inside temperatures of -40°C, with some of these devices clocking in at -50°C.

Weatherman: Today is Super-Fridge weather, with widespread temperatures of -40°C, -50°C is likely and -55°C is possible.
Minecrafter: Wow, I didn't know that Super-Fridges existed, but do they really work at -40°C or at -50°C?

Product Reviewer: Yes they do. In fact, four of them work at temperatures as low as -115°C!

Minecrafter: Wow...

by Herobrine Richter May 23, 2019

Mini Fridge

Jessie's home in my room

Jessie: Can I live in your mini fridge
Me: Hell yeah get in

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

Sexual Fidgeting

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.

"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."

by Lieken November 1, 2020

My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.

by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020

No Fridge

When you are a very difficult situation or bad outcome.

This started from warm beer. No fridge! It now applies to anything bad or a bad situation.

by Eddie Eagle December 23, 2020