cross the floor

to interrup the proceedings of Parliament by preventing the MPs from speaking.

Do not cross the floor; let the Parliament run its course.

by uttam maharjan May 12, 2010

Floorgasm

An orgasm that takes place on the floor; inside or outside.

Sally and Joe had a floorgasm in Bob's house.

by Florgm May 9, 2007

flooremite

any emotion that can't be described

also anything that resembles the color orange

i'm just flooremite today

ur lookin a little flooremite today

by Kevin March 7, 2005

Floorgasm

A highly sexual pose, used often in modeling, dance and gymnastics, mostly by women. It requires lying face up on the floor, with the back arched and head back, the toes pointed down, and the legs independently writhing up and down. Commonly the legs are together, with the thighs rubbing against each other, but sometimes can be performed with the writhing legs spread wide open as well.

Suggests pleasure or orgasm, although can also be used to suggest pain.

Also known as "The Writhing Goddess" pose.

She fell down on her back and had a floorgasm after the stage hypnotist gave her an orgasm suggestion.

by dancergirl77 March 28, 2010

floor it

The act of deficating on the floor. Typcially as a practical joke at a place of buisiness.

-Keith went to walmart to floor it today.
-Ugh, I'd hate to be the one to have to clean it up!

by Adam Kawasaki April 24, 2008

floor pie

Cunnilingus the acy of eating pie with both participants on the floor.

What Homer Simpson actually meant; an example of the latemt adult humour imbedded in the Simpsons.

by SuperDave May 22, 2005

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009