Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010

fart roll up

A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.

Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.

by brettuthius December 20, 2008

fart water

when you fart in a pool, hot tub, bathtub, etc. causing a stinky bubble bath.

"Dude, I had horrible gas last night when we were in the hot tub. We were soaking in fart water!"

by Zinzara July 5, 2009

fart police

A person who is determined to figure out the source of a smelly fart.

Why is Bobby sniffing everyones ass. Someone must of called the fart police.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

pumpkin fart

A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.

That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.

by Bob33 November 3, 2007

Angel Fart

A soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. Because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.

I was enjoying watching television until my wife delivered a heinous angel fart which caused me to gag and my eyes to burn.

by JSTrojan February 16, 2010

fart-to-fart

a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts

John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!

by glitterchopsticks December 26, 2009