Fucky Fiddlesticks

The name given to an individual so completely devoid of linear thought, initiative, or attention span that any attempt at communication with them leaves you as sharp as the leading end of an orange. See also: Crackhead

Ol Fucky Fiddlesticks held me soft hostage for nearly an hour rambling on about how he's been planning on converting his mother's answering machine into a drone so he can run counter-surveillance on the "I'm fucking serious dude, a robot bird" he suspects got his cousin busted for manufacturing last year. Dick.

by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

KIDDY FIDDLER

A kiddy fiddler is somebody who takes kids. Usually, names from birth that touches children would go by Paul, Daniel and other Pedophile names.

"Paul hage is a KIDDY FIDDLER"

by Paul Hage June 22, 2020

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to say Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 September 30, 2023

Pop it Fidget Toy

-also known as push pops or push poppers
- a type of fidget toy used to relieve stress.
-it is sastisfying.
-youtube channels like Fidget With Sara use pop its in their youtube shorts.
-sometimes gets mixed up with simple dimples.
-commonly used in fidget trading.

I love my pop it fidget toy so much!

by LT SuperNovaTimes June 26, 2021

Fidget

Combination of the words female and midget generally referring to one that is sexual promiscuous.

Yo, did you check out that fidget in Total Recall? I'd bang her.

by Gavstar December 6, 2004

Fiddlesticks

The repositioning and or grabbing one stick and putting it somewhere else, OR A sexual mate preferably female; grabs the penis and shakes it around in a festive manner to help get an erection.

Sally noticed I hadn't been hard in days, so she gave me some fiddlesticks, and I was harder than a diamond in a snowstorm.

by magicmangina January 13, 2009