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Japanese term, pronounced "ha" (as in ha in harp) + "ge" (as in get); means bald but derogatory, also used to insult people in general, especially dumb or annoying people
Ass: Hey man, last night's soap opera was awsome.

Reply: shut up hage
by Yuck-yucky-san December 11, 2008
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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It is the natural combination of hate and rage. Akin to the feeling one gets when one would like to break someone's legs and smash in someone's skull.
I got the hage for Dano.
by ASC March 07, 2005
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adj., adv.
1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault.
4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.
1. That guy is so hage.
2. The gentleman hagely slapped the bride's ass as she was cutting the cake.
3. That stupid hage fucked my mother again.
by JDo March 21, 2004
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A guy with a dick the size of a baby that remains in a limp state.
Hagedorn. you know you who are. hages
by Chris Reefer June 21, 2006
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A state of mine in which you are creatively confused, pessimistic, and heartbroken.
I've been feeling pretty hage recently
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For when someone says something and you don't know what it is. You say "HAGE". Its a better way of saying "huh". It stands for "Have a Great Evening".

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