hage
Japanese term, pronounced "ha" (as in ha in harp) + "ge" (as in get); means bald but derogatory, also used to insult people in general, especially dumb or annoying people
hage by Yuck-yucky-san December 19, 2008
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Hage
adj., adv.
hage·ly
1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault.
4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.
hage·ly
1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault.
4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.
HAGE
For when someone says something and you don't know what it is. You say "HAGE". Its a better way of saying "huh". It stands for "Have a Great Evening".
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HAGE by Sumocrayon June 13, 2018
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Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage
Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage by Gabe's Dr. Phil April 15, 2019
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