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Japanese term, pronounced "ha" (as in ha in harp) + "ge" (as in get); means bald but derogatory, also used to insult people in general, especially dumb or annoying people
Ass: Hey man, last night's soap opera was awsome.

Reply: shut up hage
hage by Yuck-yucky-san December 19, 2008
Words you can keep
It is the natural combination of hate and rage. Akin to the feeling one gets when one would like to break someone's legs and smash in someone's skull.
I got the hage for Dano.
hage by ASC March 7, 2005
Related Words
hagen Hage hagerstown Hager hagel hagelslag Hagen-Daz hagerd hagerman Hagert
adj., adv.
hage·ly
1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault.
4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.
1. That guy is so hage.
2. The gentleman hagely slapped the bride's ass as she was cutting the cake.
3. That stupid hage fucked my mother again.
Hage by JDo March 21, 2004
A state of mine in which you are creatively confused, pessimistic, and heartbroken.
I've been feeling pretty hage recently
Hage by Hage Og November 19, 2019
For when someone says something and you don't know what it is. You say "HAGE". Its a better way of saying "huh". It stands for "Have a Great Evening".

-Verb
You should put banana slices in your lasagna.

HAGE
HAGE by Sumocrayon June 13, 2018

jad hage 

"One day I hope to be half the man Jad Hage is"
jad hage by r1d4h October 24, 2008

Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage 

An idiot. An animal. Speech impediment.
Bad at IntelliJ.
Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage = idiot.
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